My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Boobs are out for the taking
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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