She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
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pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
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this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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