It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
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just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Bang-toberfest begins!!
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We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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