But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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