It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
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sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
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Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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