marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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