Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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