i permit you to call me
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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