i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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