i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
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I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
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Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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