Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
It was like giving head to a cactus.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I currently don't understand fingers.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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