Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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