How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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