you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
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Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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