She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Randomize
