Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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