I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
so let's talk penis.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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