How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
i've created a new STD.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
ok first of all what the fuck
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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