i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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