She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
this just has baby written all over it
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
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He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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