Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
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It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
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Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Is that strawberry winking at me??
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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