she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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