im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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