? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
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There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
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Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.