Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
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So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
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Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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