I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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