There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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