Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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