Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
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they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
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It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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