Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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