we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
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that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
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She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
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