Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
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THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
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I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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