No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
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Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
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I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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