Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
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