I'm lost and stupid without you.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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