I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
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don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
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All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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