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I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
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I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
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Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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