what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Randomize