And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
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Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
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he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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