Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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