My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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