Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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