You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
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He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
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We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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