Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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