i just wanna soil my oats bro
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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