You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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