So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
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i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
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You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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