Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
Randomize
