ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
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But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
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My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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