You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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