I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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