What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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