I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
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used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
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As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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