whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
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She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
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you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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