Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
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I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
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You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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